Boo's Pizza

[Dark Boo]

Big Head: Well, you have cash.... but you don't have the brains. You don't get the memo that this isn't for sale.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Well, you have cash.... but you don't have the brains. You don't get the memo that this isn't for sale.

Kooploz: I have brains! I am the most intelligent turtle in the world! I got through college and got an A+ on everything! And it was the fancy school where you pay lots of money! I'm a master of bribing! I have a business degree, after all!

*In case it isn't obvious, Kooploz got into college fraudulently and paid his professors to give him high marks.*

 

[Gorozoron]

*Kooploz is furious.*

Kooploz: You dare steal from me!? I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO THE GROUND AND REDUCE YOUR BONES TO DUST!!!

*Kooploz draws his cane and swings at Donovan.*

*However, the entrance to the basement is nowhere to be seen.*

* Donovan stabs the koopa takes some more and passes it to the Batter *
* Donovan does his classic move stabbing someone in the crotch *

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: I have brains! I am the most intelligent turtle in the world! I got through college and got an A+ on everything! And it was the fancy school where you pay lots of money! I'm a master of bribing! I have a business degree, after all!

*In case it isn't obvious, Kooploz got into college fraudulently and paid his professors to give him high marks.*

Big Head: I think you paid them, 'cause you said you were the "Master of Bribing". Big red flag that you didn't go to college right.

 

[Gorozoron]

The Batter : yeesh this guy

 

[AwdryFan1997]

* Donovan stabs the koopa takes some more and passes it to the Batter *
* Donovan does his classic move stabbing someone in the crotch *

Can you please stop inciting these violent incidents for no reason whatsoever? This is honestly very reminiscent of Godmoddin' Georgie, to be honest.

Big Head: I think you paid them, 'cause you said you were the "Master of Bribing". Big red flag that you didn't go to college right.

Kooploz: What!? No! I went to college! For one month! I was so smart, I got out early!

*Kooploz paid his professors to give him the Master's Degree in business and then dropped out.*

 

[Gorozoron]

Can you please stop inciting these violent incidents for no reason whatsoever? This is honestly very reminiscent of Godmoddin' Georgie, to be honest.

Kooploz: What!? No! I went to college! For one month! I was so smart, I got out early!

*Kooploz paid his professors to give him the Master's Degree in business and then dropped out.*

He swung his cane, fair game Donovan has been shown to go to violence first if threaten, it's in character

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: What!? No! I went to college! For one month! I was so smart, I got out early!

*Kooploz paid his professors to give him the Master's Degree in business and then dropped out.*

Big Head: Well, then do all our taxes.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

He swung his cane, fair game

A cane compared to a knife!? No way! And I never outright said the attack landed! And besides, you stole his money, tacked a for sale sign into his chest, and hit him over the head with a bat! How the hell is that fair!?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: Well, then do all our taxes.

Kooploz: Uh... what's taxes?

*Kooploz commits tax fraud on a monthly basis.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: Uh... what's taxes?

*Kooploz commits tax fraud on a monthly basis.*

Big Head: ....You don't know what taxes are? They're payments we have to make every couple months or so. You didn't go to business school proper did you?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Big Head: ....You don't know what taxes are? They're payments we have to make every couple months or so. You didn't go to business school proper did you?

Kooploz: I'll pay you to stop asking such ridiculous questions.

 

[Gorozoron]

A cane compared to a knife!? No way! And I never outright said the attack landed! And besides, you stole his money, tacked a for sale sign into his chest, and hit him over the head with a bat! How the hell is that fair!?

The money would be useless for both the Batter and Don so Don was just being a azz that's how he fights that's his character

 

[Dark Boo]

Kooploz: I'll pay you to stop asking such ridiculous questions.

Big Head: Sorry, I don't accept bribes. Now, get on with it! First, you gotta do the taxes of a man named Cecil Harvey.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

The money would be useless for both the Batter and Don so Don was just being a azz that's how he fights that's his character

That's not a very good character.

Big Head: Sorry, I don't accept bribes. Now, get on with it! First, you gotta do the taxes of a man named Cecil Harvey.

Kooploz: Right, and how much am I getting paid for this?