Sans :* hey hey. forget something?
Toriel :* Why, er, yes. I think I left my eggs on the counter.
Sans :* guess your memory's not what it's "cracked" up to be.
Toriel :* Hee hee hee...
Toriel :* There is really egg on my face now, is there not?
Sans :* eh. you're egg-scused.
Toriel :* Now it sounds as if you are egging me on.
Sans :* egg on or egg off, i eggspect a lot from you.
Toriel :* Well, I am eggceptional. Hee hee...
Asgore :* And don't forget me, your eggs-husband.
Toriel :* Err, hello, Asgore.