Short and Funny Jokes to Tell People

[AreYouJoshingMe]

Well I have to introduce myself in front of a crowd, so I figured I would just a tell a joke. I came up with a few jokes, but they're not that great. Does anyone know any funny jokes I could tell? No dirty or racist jokes, though.

 

[jstar]

first you say that this is a true story

I was waiting in line at Starbucks once when I realized I really had to fart. I noticed that the music was really loud so I matched my farts to the rythm of the song. I started feeling better when I saw that everyone was staring at me. Then I realized I was listening to my Ipod.

This is great to crack up family members or anyone your not shy around !

 

[BigBig]

What's blue and smells like red paint???

BLUE PAINT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Master Link]

What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?











We are both Lawyers.





BAHAHAHAHHALOLLMAOROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATESLULZ

 

[blue-eyes]

I got one. You know, it's 90% of layers that give the other 10% a bad name.