Woyogoyo
The Oncoming Storm
- Joined
- Aug 22, 2012
- Location
- Sacred Realm
(( Hello everybody. I like to think that I'm a decent writer, but I have a problem. I can never seem to finish my fanfics because I come up with another idea that I have to write down, and it's too difficult for me to keep them both up. So I had an idea. This. Basically, this fanfic is going to be me writing whatever I feel like when I'm writing and then tying it all together somehow. So, without further ado, I shalt begin my epic quest to actually finish a fanfic.))
This contains spoilers of ALBW.
This contains spoilers of ALBW.
1
RAVIO
I love rabbits. Rabbits are survivors. Rabbits know when to run. That's a problem I have. I don't seem to know when to give up and run away. My name is Ravio, and I must be insane. Actually, never mind. I most certainly am insane. Why else would I be standing up to Hilda like this?
" So, begging your pardon Princess Zelda, but would you mind if I intervene here?"
I turn to Hilda. " Your Royal Highness-"
" You vanish on me and then come crawling back?! Why?!"
I wince. I suppose I deserved that. After all, we have known each other since childhood. In the months before Hilda hatched this crazy scheme of hers with Yuga, maybe we were something more. I don't know. Me dumb male. Me no understand female mind. I've understood her even less since she started plotting.
I just don't get it. If there's anything life in Lorule should teach you, it's that you need to work to attain happiness. Princess Hilda is waiting for my response. Not the Hilda I knew, or thought I did. No. This is the princess, her red eyes blazing and her staff tapping on the floor to show her impatience.
" Forgive me, Your Highness, I'm a coward at heart. There was no way I had the courage to stand up to you and Yuga. But I was smart enough to go to Hyrule. I knew they'd have a hero who could help me."
That's right. At least I ran away to a world where there was someone else to do the work. I smile bitterly.
" Another betrayal?! This hero has proven useful to me, but you-! You wanted him to defeat me?!"
Actually, no. In my imagination, I pictured him doing all of the work and then, we you two started fighting him, he'd reason with you and basically do everything I failed to do. But I don't think it would be a good idea to say that.
" I-I'm sorry, My Princess, but it was with the best of intentions." I pause for a moment, trying to put my thoughts on the subject in to relatively diplomatic words. " I wish the best for our kingdom, but by ruining Hyrule...? You'd bring out the absolute worst in Lorule."
Hilda glares at me with Royal Wrath in her eyes.
" You'd rather see Lorule crumble?!"
I shake my head. " No, no, of course not, Princess. But there must be some other way."
Hilda looks sad now. " No..."
A weakness! Now, I just need to exploit it.
" Don't you realize? The reason your ancestors destroyed our Triforce was to STOP such chaos!"
I've nearly gotten through her defenses. Her protests are getting weaker. I doubt her diplomatic training prepared her for a situation like this. She can't rely on ready-made answers when the enemy pierces through.
" That's not what I..." I prepare for the finishing blow. " Look around you! this is EXACTLY what happened with our Triforce!"
Shocked realization spreads across her face. I relax slightly. Victory is assured now.
" Oh no." " Princess Hilda, I..."
It would be really funny if I said"I love you", but I don't think I should do that. " I just wanted to save you from all this-you, who've worried endlessly about the fate of Lorule. Please, Princess Hilda, let's do the right thing. Lorule may be doomed, but at least our kingdom won't be condemned for stealing their Triforce."
Checkmate. Now, I've provided an official excuse for her. It's for diplomatic relations. After all, we couldn't have good relations with other kingdoms if we were known as thieves. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the plan was crazy and evil.
" You're right." She turns to the other Princess. " Princess Zelda, I have been led astray, tempted by the power of your Triforce. But I swear I did it for my people."
Link and Princess Zelda have just been standing there the entire time. Princess Zelda speaks up.
" Please, Princess Hilda, there is no need to-"
" No please, let me finish. You are so fortunate to have a hero like Link."
If I hadn't broken her defenses already, this probably would have started a new plot to kidnap Link.
" What courage he has displayed! That alone proves that Hyrule deserves its Triforce. Now I will ensure that you leave this dark kingdom of mine safely-and with your Triforce. Please, follow me. I know of a way that you can go home."
We escort them to our Sacred Realm, and Hilda uses the last of her power to send them through the portal, which then goes dark. I turn to Princess Hilda.
" By the way Princess, before Yuga was defeated, you remembered to take my bracelet back from him, right?"
Realization strikes her face.
" Whoops..."
We fall silent. A few minutes later, a triangular shape begins to form before us.
" They didn't.." I whisper in shocked amazement. That's right, Lorule's Triforce has returned. Now, we just need to worry about the "Yuga has my bracelet that grants different powers depending on the persons wish" problem. I had two of them, but one of them just got used up.
RAVIO
I love rabbits. Rabbits are survivors. Rabbits know when to run. That's a problem I have. I don't seem to know when to give up and run away. My name is Ravio, and I must be insane. Actually, never mind. I most certainly am insane. Why else would I be standing up to Hilda like this?
" So, begging your pardon Princess Zelda, but would you mind if I intervene here?"
I turn to Hilda. " Your Royal Highness-"
" You vanish on me and then come crawling back?! Why?!"
I wince. I suppose I deserved that. After all, we have known each other since childhood. In the months before Hilda hatched this crazy scheme of hers with Yuga, maybe we were something more. I don't know. Me dumb male. Me no understand female mind. I've understood her even less since she started plotting.
I just don't get it. If there's anything life in Lorule should teach you, it's that you need to work to attain happiness. Princess Hilda is waiting for my response. Not the Hilda I knew, or thought I did. No. This is the princess, her red eyes blazing and her staff tapping on the floor to show her impatience.
" Forgive me, Your Highness, I'm a coward at heart. There was no way I had the courage to stand up to you and Yuga. But I was smart enough to go to Hyrule. I knew they'd have a hero who could help me."
That's right. At least I ran away to a world where there was someone else to do the work. I smile bitterly.
" Another betrayal?! This hero has proven useful to me, but you-! You wanted him to defeat me?!"
Actually, no. In my imagination, I pictured him doing all of the work and then, we you two started fighting him, he'd reason with you and basically do everything I failed to do. But I don't think it would be a good idea to say that.
" I-I'm sorry, My Princess, but it was with the best of intentions." I pause for a moment, trying to put my thoughts on the subject in to relatively diplomatic words. " I wish the best for our kingdom, but by ruining Hyrule...? You'd bring out the absolute worst in Lorule."
Hilda glares at me with Royal Wrath in her eyes.
" You'd rather see Lorule crumble?!"
I shake my head. " No, no, of course not, Princess. But there must be some other way."
Hilda looks sad now. " No..."
A weakness! Now, I just need to exploit it.
" Don't you realize? The reason your ancestors destroyed our Triforce was to STOP such chaos!"
I've nearly gotten through her defenses. Her protests are getting weaker. I doubt her diplomatic training prepared her for a situation like this. She can't rely on ready-made answers when the enemy pierces through.
" That's not what I..." I prepare for the finishing blow. " Look around you! this is EXACTLY what happened with our Triforce!"
Shocked realization spreads across her face. I relax slightly. Victory is assured now.
" Oh no." " Princess Hilda, I..."
It would be really funny if I said"I love you", but I don't think I should do that. " I just wanted to save you from all this-you, who've worried endlessly about the fate of Lorule. Please, Princess Hilda, let's do the right thing. Lorule may be doomed, but at least our kingdom won't be condemned for stealing their Triforce."
Checkmate. Now, I've provided an official excuse for her. It's for diplomatic relations. After all, we couldn't have good relations with other kingdoms if we were known as thieves. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the plan was crazy and evil.
" You're right." She turns to the other Princess. " Princess Zelda, I have been led astray, tempted by the power of your Triforce. But I swear I did it for my people."
Link and Princess Zelda have just been standing there the entire time. Princess Zelda speaks up.
" Please, Princess Hilda, there is no need to-"
" No please, let me finish. You are so fortunate to have a hero like Link."
If I hadn't broken her defenses already, this probably would have started a new plot to kidnap Link.
" What courage he has displayed! That alone proves that Hyrule deserves its Triforce. Now I will ensure that you leave this dark kingdom of mine safely-and with your Triforce. Please, follow me. I know of a way that you can go home."
We escort them to our Sacred Realm, and Hilda uses the last of her power to send them through the portal, which then goes dark. I turn to Princess Hilda.
" By the way Princess, before Yuga was defeated, you remembered to take my bracelet back from him, right?"
Realization strikes her face.
" Whoops..."
We fall silent. A few minutes later, a triangular shape begins to form before us.
" They didn't.." I whisper in shocked amazement. That's right, Lorule's Triforce has returned. Now, we just need to worry about the "Yuga has my bracelet that grants different powers depending on the persons wish" problem. I had two of them, but one of them just got used up.
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