Mellow Ezlo
Spoony Bard
Which orientation is correct and which is completely and totally objectively wrong? Discuss!
This right here, take my rupes. No reson to buy a holderamReally just put it next to you. Tp holders are a waste of space, money, and effort
Every single person apparantely. We share them with our toilet.Who gives a ****?
Scenario:This right here, take my rupes. No reson to buy a holderam
Scenario:
You wipe your butt hole and accidentally get some stray feces on your hand. How do you safely grab a piece of TP from a stray roll without contaminating the whole batch?
It doesn't matter just as long as I have paper.Who gives a ****?
Use you're fingertips like a real nigga would to grab 2 ply instead of the entire roll, wipe your bootyhole and wash it with an anal doiche/enema, then sanitize the area with hospital-grade disinfectant*Scenario:
You wipe your butt hole and accidentally get some stray feces on your hand. How do you safely grab a piece of TP from a stray roll without contaminating the whole batch?
Whiskey Tango ****ing Foxtrot nigga...You lick the feces off, allowing you to grab the tp without getting any on it.