I chop your head off, strap it to a rocket, point it down, then activate it. You are sent at 18,000 mph to the earth and through it,leaving a gaping hole in your wake. The hole disrupts the natural rotation of the earth, slightly speeding it up, until it is sent flying through the abyss of space near a black hole, where it is catapulted to an enormous fortress, blowing it up, destroying the earth and, subsequently, the Hill.
I claim the Hill, which I put back together with duct tape.