King of the Hill!

[i-am-link]

I summon a boulder and it falls out of the sky, landing on your face.

MikauIncarnate and I claim the hill.

 

[Goron Link]

Gorons Punch you in the face.
The Gorons Claim the Hill

 

[i-am-link]

I blow up the Gorons, knocking them all out of the thread. Including you.

MikauIncarnate and I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

LOOK 20 RUPEES!

I throw a bomb at you while you're looking the other way. I claim the hill.

 

[goomboo]

My biggoron buddy comes back. He eats you.
I claim the hill and invite the gorons back to help guard it.

 

[tecknokid900]

I come and bring Dodongos, since Gorons Are afraid Of Dodongos they leave quickly. I then sic'em on you all, and you all are chased, along with a bunch of Butterflys that pick you up and lift you high up in the air and drop you to the ground.

I Claim the Hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Your butterflies turn against you and lift you up 5,276 kilometers higher than the City in the Sky. Then they drop you onto the lowest point of land in Hyrule. Splat.

I re-share the hlll with I-am-Link

 

[goomboo]

i bravely step up with my brave biggoron buddy and we kill MikauIncarnate and I-am-link. You are both banished from the thread.

I claim the hill

 

[i-am-link]

KAME...
HAME.....
HA!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOM.

You blow up.

MikauIncarnate and I claim the hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

The player hits continue. I-am-Link's player hits continue. We kill you, and your biggoron buddy is so grateful (because you've been making him be brave) that he invites us to stop by Death Mountain any time we want and he'll make us a fresh bowl of lava soup.

I share the hill.

 

[tecknokid900]

Nice use of OoS trade sequence item, But it was a Subrosian who makes them. I then Watch you enter Death Mountain to try the soup, turns out you can't eat lava, and it burns your mouth and melts your stomaches. I come over and pour water on you to try And help, but then the lava hardened and crumbled. I see you both dead. so I do a proper Burial for you. Since you had no will, and the Hill was uninhabited. I take it upon myself to have it since I was there to witness your death and try to help(since gorons aren't medics).

I claim the Hill.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Our players hit continue. We decide that, since you were nice to us, we shouldn't kill you. So we thank you, I make a third hill, and we offer it to you. (You can have the third one, just not the second one. He's mine!)

I share the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

A wise old man gives you a fish and you get fed for a day. The same old man teaches me to fish and I get fed for life.

I claim the hill when you starve to death.

 

[goomboo]

You eat a poisonous fish and die

I claim the hill

 

[i-am-link]

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THWACK
You fall to the ground, rolling off the hill.
MikauIncarnate and I claim the hill.