King of the Hill!

[Master]

Master grabs onto Zelda child's legs , taking her down !

I claim the Hill

 

[Master]

*HIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS* Water is Master's long time weakness ! Well , i pull of your feirce deity mask , and kick you off the hill !

I Claim the hill !

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Navi decides to travel to the hill for vacation, you run away in terror.

I put on ear plugs and claim the hill.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I pull out your earplugs, and join in with Navi. (I can actually do a Navi impression!! O_O)
I then taser Navi, but the electricity is too much for a little fairy.

I'm back, folks! and I claim the hill!

 

[kokirion]

You forgot me, I'm back as well , I hit you with a lightning bolt. I claim the hill

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I hit you with my taser.

I claim the hill!

(I really need a new method... )

 

[kokirion]

Haha no please keep it this way *changes his clothes to rubber ones*

I summon a huge tornado wich blows you from the hill. I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I hide in the ground and attack you when you least expect it.

I claim the hill.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

I hire an assasin, who kills you in your sleep. I claim the hill

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I hire three assassins, one to kill your assassin, another to kill you and the last one to kill your ghost!

I claim the hill.

 

[AwesomeTingle]

You never paid your assains, so they assainated you. I am reincarnated!
I claim the hill!

 

[NaviGator]

I walk up the hill, nonchalantly (this is important), and look so cool, that I fry Zelda Child's tazer, put on rubber clothes (just in case), drink an invincibility potion, and has an army of Link's Elegy of Emptiness statues..... MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I CLAIM THE HILL!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I'm not affraind of the Elegy of Emptyness statues, your invincibility potion wares off, and a send rabid rubber eating cats to eat you.

I claim the hill.

 

[Swordbomb]

waits until a woman comes to try and regain the hill so it useless to kill me

 

[Emily]

I give you kooties and you run away screaming.

I claim the hill