King of the Hill!

[Fraxinus]

Tailpasarins grab you and pull you backwards, down the hill, while depleting your magic meter. I claim the hill!

 

[Mr.Verto]

Floormaster drags you to the center of the earth, I CLAIM THE HILL

 

[kokirion]

while you killed Mandym you didn't notice a wallmaster was heading towards you.. I claim the hill!

 

[penguinboy82]

I trap you in the earth temple with no one but annoying Medli!
I claim the hill with totally cute Makar!:nod:

 

[Fraxinus]

I butcher Makar into pieces of mulch; while you weep over him, I claim the hill!

 

[kokirion]

You didn't know you are infected by a massive tapeworm. Suddenly he takes over your brain and kills you. I claim the hill!

 

[ComposerBrother]

I use the Triforce of Power to shift the hill to my location. Everyone on the hill falls off. I claim the hill.

 

[kokirion]

If a hill moves to you I think it'll crush you , I only felt of the hill. I claim the hill!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I use a deku nut to blind you and stab you with my sword while you're stunned. I claim the hill.

 

[Mr.Verto]

I ask you nicely for the hill and puncj your face to a bloody mess when you said no. I claim the hill

 

[Chosen 1]

I command the Gorons to come and roll into the hill, knocking you off, I claim the hill!

 

[Magatha]

I use my magic powers to transport you into a distant land where there are no gorons to save you!
I claim the Hill!!!

 

[Fraxinus]

Justin Bieber appears out of nowhere and starts singing "Baby", his high-pitched voice shattering your ears. Running to get them put back together, I claim the hill.

 

[mninja13]

Sending out his trusty pal Bayleef, he has him use his vine whip to toss you off the side of the hill then claims it.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I go to the future to get a copy of Skyward Sword and claim the hill while you're playing it.