Corrupt a wish!

[Flute Boy]

granted, but you accidentally step on one, and they go bezerk and attack you, like cuccos

i wish i could aim worth a crap

 

[TriforceHunter]

You do but they make YOU encubate the eggs.

I wish I had a Nerf Gun.

 

[SuperSilly]

(For the nerf gun.) Granted, but your friends steal it and attack you with it.

(For the aiming) Granted, however you dont have anything to aim with, and everything you could possibly aim with has vanished off the face of the earth - which is a planet you have been exiled to for life.

I wish I was in the mountains admiring the oneness of nature right now.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

(For the nerf gun.) Granted, but your friends steal it and attack you with it.

(For the aiming) Granted, however you dont have anything to aim with, and everything you could possibly aim with has vanished off the face of the earth - which is a planet you have been exiled to for life.

I wish I was in the mountains admiring the oneness of nature right now.

Granted but then an earthquake happens, a hole opens under you, you fall down and get trapped in a dungeon, then you explore it and find a crystal, and you have to find three other people because it told you to, then you get an airship and crash before you can do anything, then the world dies.

I wish I could break and endless supply of pots to satisfy my hunger for destruction of porcelean.

 

[vatti]

Granted, but then you slice open your foot on the shards of porcelean lying on the floor.
I wish for something that can't be corrupted!!!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then you slice open your foot on the shards of porcelean lying on the floor.
I wish for something that can't be corrupted!!!

Granted, but then I come to your house, eat your cake, drink your soda, smash your keyboard, log on to your account and make tons of spammy, flamy, sweary posts, you get permabanned, and then I kill your games.

I wish I was a hylian.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but because Hylians don't exist you no longer exist.

I wish it would rain more often.

 

[Flute Boy]

granted, but pluto randomly crashes into the ocean, so the entire earths water supply freezes, and after many years, the sun melts the ice and earth is flooded in 567 feet of water

i wish i had another wish, because i just wasted the crap out of this one!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted, but pluto randomly crashes into the ocean, so the entire earths water supply freezes, and after many years, the sun melts the ice and earth is flooded in 567 feet of water

i wish i had another wish, because i just wasted the crap out of this one!

Granted but a paradox happens the Universe blows up and you're left in a void of nothingness.

I wish I had a license to kill and a mideval knight quality sword to kill with.

 

[Flute Boy]

granted, but you get shot by james bond after your 100 kill streak.

i wish i never had to sleep, eat, drink, breath or commit to any other bodily functions

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted, but you get shot by james bond after your 100 kill streak.

i wish i never had to sleep, eat, drink, breath or commit to any other bodily functions

Granted but that means you're dead and can no longer play Zelda games.

I wish I could become invisible.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you'll be invisible for the rest of your life.


I wish I could lift a 1,000 tons weight.

 

[Random Person]

Granted, but then you punch your true love with your new strength and they lose their head.

I wish I could us a shield with my biggoron sword.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then you punch your true love with your new strength and they lose their head.

I wish I could us a shield with my biggoron sword.

Granted but you fumble around with it so much that Link accidentally drives it through his head thus game overing him (even if he has a fairy).

I wish I would never fail at RPG decisions again.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, now you fail at every single descision you make outside of RPGs.

I wish I had 25 hours in my day, instead of 24.