Y-you didn't make a wish for me to corrupt...
I wish herooftimewarp had made a wish that I could then corrupt.
you get them but the games acts like the cube thingy in transformers and transforms your consoles into robot cuccos with machine guns and then start singing a song that has no words which makes your and your pet monkey(yes you get a monkey ) head to explode then master kokiri9 eats your carcass!!!
Granted, but you create a temporal paradox with that wish (because if he had made that wish, you wouldn't have made that wish, and then he wouldn't have... etc.), that rips apart the space-time continuum and destroys the universe. Congratulations.
I wish I were never sick.
Granted, but instead of mage, you became a genie and you gave me 3 wishes.
I wish 3 monkeys.