Corrupt a wish!

[Fig]

Granted, but it is now the last time you see the pizza as Cici's would be closing for reconstruction.

I wish I had more time for myself.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. You have to spend that time doing really boring homework.

I wish for a rimshot.

 

[zenda]

granted but it's made of clay

I wish for a teleporter

 

[Blue Canary]

I feel like you have no idea what a rimshot is.

Granted. It teleports you into the center of a volcano.

 

[JamesBond007]

I wish I could play Wii games with the Power Glove.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but it's still only a Power Glove, the controls are impossibly useless.

I wish for a better Drago-cat.

 

[zenda]

granted but it destroys your house

I wish for a time machine

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now The Doctor can only operate it.

I wish for a hug! ^^

 

[zenda]

granted but the person hugging you chokes you to death

I wish for a talking hoarse

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the Hor-a-se has too many a's, and will always scream i this fashion: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! And by the way, you can't get outside of a 50 meter radius, in relation to it.

I wish for a Horse.

 

[Blue Canary]

It kills you.

I wish for a rimshot.

 

[Sirmat]

Ba-doom-ch! You are now dead.

I wish for an ouya.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but it now flies away.

I wish for beandip.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but you fart and scare all clients from the restaurant.

I wish for floating platforms in the real world.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, you become a floating platform.

I wish for a private Jet.