Corrupt a wish!

[Sirmat]

Granted, this wish is now corr- wait that's what he wants... I'm sorry, your computer is now gone.

I wish for an incorruptible 3DS XL.

 

[Sheik]

Granted. But you are corrupted... You die... 3DS is still okay, though...

I wish I had an endless supply of pancakes.

 

[Sirmat]

Infinite pancakes = Infinite weight = Infinite space taken up = Your wish crushed the universe to a pulp.

I wish for an uncorruption device.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but the device becomes corrupted.

I wish for a unicorn.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but since you're not a fair maiden, the unicorn kills you.


I wish I had an uncorrupted wish grant.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, your wish for the world to be destroyed is not corrupted (although it's a pretty sadistic wish in the first place if you ask me and yes I can read your mind and know that this is what you truly wished for).

I wish I was a fair maiden (I really want that unicorn).

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you don't get the unicorn.


I wish that I hadn't forgotten to make this wish.

 

[Sirmat]

I wish you made a wish...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it's uncreative.

I wish that pigs could fly.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but they all fly away and nobody ever gets another piece of bacon.

Because I am now a fair maiden, I wish for a unicorn.

 

[Justac00lguy]

interception

*le gasp*

 

[Sirmat]

Wish... pwease... no? Ok, I wish you made a wish.

 

[DarthNavi]

Granted, but he wishes you were dead.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Clank]

Granted, but all of mankind is wiped out and you are alone, forever.

I wish I had more awesome friends

 

[DarthNavi]

Granted, but they all turn against you in the end.

I wish two of my favorite events weren't overlapping on the same weekend (OH CHOICES).