Corrupt a wish!

[Sheik]

Your wish is granted, but thousands of puppies die in the process of uncorruption.

I wish cookies would grow wings and flock to me.

 

[Stitch]

Wish granted, but I will use your reply which used my reply to corrupt it.

Your wish is granted, but thousands of puppies die in the process of uncorruption.

I wish cookies would grow wings and flock to me.

I wish a certain Flygon would lose its wings.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but you are unseeable, untouchable, and unhearable by anyone, or anything FOREVER.

I wish I was a robot.

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but you are forever influenced that you are a normal human.

I wish I was more successful in life.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but you short circuit.

I wish for apple pie

 

[Stitch]

You get apple pie...
...in your face.

I wish Ash Ketchum could age.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but Pokemon is now a show about a 173 year old man... coping with the death of his pet Pikachu.

I wish for enlightenment. (N.B not the light bulb, candle, sun or moon types.)

 

[Stitch]

You achieve enlightenment, but all the light bulbs, candles, suns and moons in the universe break.

I wish for a pet dragon.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but he will live in your backpack.

I wish for Polish version of Puerto Rico Anniversary Edition board game.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, the board game now has 75% more poles.

I wish for a giant chocolate.

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

granted,you end up w/ diabetes afterwards...and serious tooth decay

i wish temperature didn't exist,so no more worries of it being to hot or too cold,everything is reasonable

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but the sun doesn't exist anymore either and it is forever pitch black.

I wish for coconuts

 

[Sheik]

Granted, but the coconuts... I don't know anything about coconuts... Granted, but you become allergic to coconuts.

I wish elephants weren't attracted to me...

 

[Stitch]

Granted, but it's because you are constantly covered in rabid mice.

I wish it was summer again.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the temp stays at 100,000 degrees all day/night.

I wish for ice cream.