Corrupt a wish!

[Clank]

Granted, but (s)he never stops barking.
I wish I had high speed internet

 

[TatlTails]

((She already does that...))

Granted, but everything in reality is slower.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Clank]

Granted, but you never sleep.
I wish I had a successful video game store

 

[TatlTails]

((That sounds amazing.))

Granted, but the store is so succesful it gets bought out by GameStop.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[Clank]

Granted, but then you can never stop wishing.
I wish I had every Zelda game

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you fall to the same fate as furrysnail, owning the CD-i and Tingle games.

I wish I had time to play all the games I want.

 

[Clank]

Granted, but then you never stop playing games.
I wish I had a unlimited energy source

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but you can never again stand still. Always moving

I wish my school had more students

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but your school is now jam-packed with students, leaving only standing room in the entire building.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[DekuPrincess]

Granted, but it is now the only language you speak and you've been banned from Japan.

I wish I lived in the mountains.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it's Death Mountain. And it's about to erupt.

I wish winter weren't cold.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but other three seasons will be very cold.

I wish for 2D Mario games without time limit in every level.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, except you can't leave the level... EVER!!

I wish Earthbound was on the Wii Virtual Console

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but it will be released only in Japan.

I wish Nintendo will fix the glitches in the European version of The Minish Cap, released for 3DS Ambassadors (most notably, missing Bomg Bag upgrade in Stockwell's Shop).

 

[Clank]

Granted, but they break the game so that you can never win.

I wish I had baby goats now instead of in early April.