Corrupt a wish!

[GirlWithAFairy]

Granted but Ganondorf shoots you in the face with an energy ball.

I wish I had smoked salmon for my bagel...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it will go bad in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

I wish there was internet in space.

 

[GirlWithAFairy]

Granted but its AOL dial up speed......beeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wish it was summer

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it`s so hot out if you go outside you will instantly burn to death.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[onebizarrekai]

You never will, muahaha 3

I wish I had a better computer to play minecraft on.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but as son as you turn it to, it crumbles into a million little pieces.

I wish I had invincibility

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it only works when you're pooping.

I wish I had my own pack-mule.

 

[Woyogoyo]

granted, but it con only carry 1 nanogram of weight.

I wish I had a good samich

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you can;t eat it. I do.

I wish the I could hear my own thoughts, as if I was listening to music.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but as soon as you do it, you become an absolute idiot for the rest of your life


I wish I had the next gen. of d.s.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Me too! I mean... You do get one, but when you try to play a game on it the game corrupts and becomes haunted.

I wish I could meet my favorite anime and video game characters.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but immediately after meeting them, they kill you.

I wish I had link's hat.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it is from the outcome of Oot that leads to the downfall timeline, so it is cursed and blows up when you touch it.

I wish...something.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish that ducks could pollinate flowers and replace the bees.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but they all learn Drill Peck and become as aggressive as hornets.

I wish getting past art block was easier.