Granted, but you fall in love. You kiss her and she turns to stone. I wish I could listen to rocks.
Night Owl ~Momentai Joined Oct 3, 2011 Location Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum Gender Owl Sep 13, 2012 #6,196 Granted, but you fall in love. You kiss her and she turns to stone. I wish I could listen to rocks.
Kupsacker Joined Jan 2, 2012 Location Grooseland Sep 13, 2012 #6,197 Granted, but all rocks are mute. I wish I could have 3 wishes.
bspurka Joined Nov 29, 2011 Location New Jersey Sep 13, 2012 #6,198 You will get 3 wishes, but you can only use the wish to wish for fish. I wish I could have a cool 3rd arm.
You will get 3 wishes, but you can only use the wish to wish for fish. I wish I could have a cool 3rd arm.
Cel-Shaded Deku Ha ha, charade you are! Joined Jul 24, 2010 Location Rapin' your churches, burnin' your women! Sep 13, 2012 #6,199 Granted, but the arm is so cool that it get's frost bite and has to be amputated. I wish this text was italicized instead of bold.
Granted, but the arm is so cool that it get's frost bite and has to be amputated. I wish this text was italicized instead of bold.
Night Owl ~Momentai Joined Oct 3, 2011 Location Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum Gender Owl Sep 13, 2012 #6,200 Granted, Now The Leaning Tower of Pisa is the Bold Tower of Pisa. I wish I was..... ooh a shiny quarter.
Granted, Now The Leaning Tower of Pisa is the Bold Tower of Pisa. I wish I was..... ooh a shiny quarter.
The Joker <span style="text-shadow:2px 2px 4px Purpl Joined Nov 24, 2011 Location At Amusement Mile Sep 13, 2012 #6,201 Granted. Prepared to be passed around and flipped for all of eternity. I wish I was a dragon.
Night Owl ~Momentai Joined Oct 3, 2011 Location Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum Gender Owl Sep 13, 2012 #6,202 Granted, Prepare to be slain by a Hylian Knight. I wish I had a pet dragon.
CynicalSquid Swag Master General Joined Aug 1, 2012 Location The End Gender Apache Helicopter Sep 13, 2012 #6,203 Granted, but the dragon burns down a village and they blame you I wish i could marry Din (the oracle)
Granted, but the dragon burns down a village and they blame you I wish i could marry Din (the oracle)
Night Owl ~Momentai Joined Oct 3, 2011 Location Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum Gender Owl Sep 13, 2012 #6,204 Granted, But at the wedding, turns out that Nayru wore a disguise and you thought it was din. Now din hates you and you are married to Nayru. I wish relationships were simple.
Granted, But at the wedding, turns out that Nayru wore a disguise and you thought it was din. Now din hates you and you are married to Nayru. I wish relationships were simple.
The Joker <span style="text-shadow:2px 2px 4px Purpl Joined Nov 24, 2011 Location At Amusement Mile Sep 14, 2012 #6,205 Granted. Now there are no relationships anymore. (Nothing is more simple than nothing ) I wish I was with Lindsey Lohan.
Granted. Now there are no relationships anymore. (Nothing is more simple than nothing ) I wish I was with Lindsey Lohan.
Kupsacker Joined Jan 2, 2012 Location Grooseland Sep 14, 2012 #6,206 Granted, you are now Herbie the VW Beetle. I wish Voldemort would stop using my shampoo.
Night Owl ~Momentai Joined Oct 3, 2011 Location Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum Gender Owl Sep 15, 2012 #6,207 Granted, Now he uses your girlfriend's bath poufs. I with people would quit sniffing sharpies.
Vanessa28 Angel of Darkness Staff member ZD Legend Administrator Joined Jan 31, 2010 Location Yahtzee, Supernatural Gender Angel of Darkness Sep 15, 2012 #6,208 Granted but they will start again the next morning I wish I was married to Alexander Semin (hockey player)
Granted but they will start again the next morning I wish I was married to Alexander Semin (hockey player)
N Naga MUSICALITY! Joined Mar 23, 2012 Location In the Great Ga'Hoole Tree on the Island of Hoole Sep 15, 2012 #6,209 granted but he gets a cuncussion from a hockey puck hitting his head so hard that it breaks the helmet and he cant speak for the rest of his life i wish i had an infinite supply of the epicest minty foods in exsistence
granted but he gets a cuncussion from a hockey puck hitting his head so hard that it breaks the helmet and he cant speak for the rest of his life i wish i had an infinite supply of the epicest minty foods in exsistence
Vanessa28 Angel of Darkness Staff member ZD Legend Administrator Joined Jan 31, 2010 Location Yahtzee, Supernatural Gender Angel of Darkness Sep 15, 2012 #6,210 Granted but this si all food you will ever be able to eat and you will never be able to eat anything else anymore for the rest of your life I wish I was the Doctor
Granted but this si all food you will ever be able to eat and you will never be able to eat anything else anymore for the rest of your life I wish I was the Doctor