Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. You now have a rare Bolivian STD known only as "The Triforce"
I wish for all of the puppies!

 

[oliverstorm]

granted but, they all have rabies.
i wish i had a broken toe.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but it gets infected and your whole foot needs to be amputated.

I wish I was Death.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will not be alive again


I wish I could drive 500 miles p/h

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but you can't stop driving

I wish I was a vocaloid (bascially a singing program for ones how don't know)

 

[oliverstorm]

fine you are len, punk version.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You have surpassed Mario as Bowser's arch nemisis for no apparent reason and keep epically failing at defeating him.

I wish that all water on this planet was freshwater so that my hair doesn't feel so straw like after I get home from the beach and for all saltwater species to immediately adapt to freshwater.

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but humans use up the remaining non-sea salt and die from sodium deficiency.
I gwish gweverygwun gwoke gwike gwis.

 

[Naga]

Whaaa?

I wish I could beat my cousin in a Pokemon battle

 

[The Joker]

Granted but he now excels at everything else in life.

I wish I was a Genie.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will get insane

I wish I could listen the same song again without having to refresh the page

 

[Sirmat]

You can't stop listening ever... and it's nyan cat.

I wish for everything.

 

[chrisplushado]

You get AIDS
I wish to live in a beautiful castle built on my family's farm when I grow up.

 

[oliverstorm]

granted, you live in the castles dungeon of the evil Dwarfs that invaded your farm.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[chrisplushado]

Granted, but you post the wish here and everyone knows how truly disgusting of a person you are, with all of those tentacles, and you lose all of your friends and never make anymore so you grow old and lonely with your tentacle magazines and pet octopus who you eventually choke to death on.
I wish that all teachers who assign summer assignments are forced into death camps.