Corrupt a wish!

[Naga]

Granted. Someone rigged the remote so that when you press pause it summons a creeper

I wish I could fly like an owl

 

[Terminus]

You turn into an owl and everybody hates you.

I wish for REAL money, a billion US dollars of it!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Rapid inflation makes 1 billion U.S dollars worth a pack of gum.

I wish inflation was nonexistent.

 

[Terminus]

Granted. it is no longer possible to inflate things. Like Balloons.

I wish that this wish was uncorruptible.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Granted. You didn't wish for anything, and only this wish is uncorruptible.

I wish that a time machine was invented that I was allowed to use without ending the universe.

 

[Terminus]

Fine. It fails to work and you end up with a normal DeLorean.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Terminus]

You get bad luck.

I wish for the Master Sword.

 

[Terminus]

Your fridge is empty.

I wish I was worthy of the title "Hero"

 

[Terminus]

Your fridge is full of manure. Like Biff's car!

I wish for a trillion US dollars in real money without inflation.

 

[Terminus]

You get wolves instead.

I wish for the Ordon Sword.

 

[Terminus]

You get insomnia.

I wish for season tickets to the SF giants.

 

[Terminus]

Also never happen. Jk I sent you a request.

I wish to become a major leaguer

 

[Terminus]

Thanks for the semi-support.

I wish posting in these threads counted towards our total.

 

[Terminus]

But you don't. Sorry.

Wish for energy.

 

[Terminus]

You get cold. wait it's summer.

I wish for Root Beer.