Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you already wasted money for it's burial arrangements and the funeral home won't give you a refund.

I wish I had a can of Sprite.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but it's literally just the can.

I wish for a bunny.

 

[Naga]

Granted but it's a rabid man eating bunny

I wish the "like a good negbor, State Farm is there" jingle really worked the way it did in the commercials. I would say "with Ocarina of Time 3D"

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the State Farm agent has a not for resale demo copy of the game, where you can only play certain parts of the game for a limited time.

I wish there were floating islands in real life.

 

[Naga]

Granted but they ban you from them because you wished for a can of sprite

I wish for popcorn

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But movies cease to exist.

I wish Kohns(cones) and ice-cream went well together.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but now you are severely allergic to dairy

I wish all commercials were hilarious

 

[Fig]

Granted, but they are all full of puns.

I wish my wife Atticus would be the most popular person in the forums! :3

 

[LegendofPikachu]

Granted, but she gets too popular and makes a new account.
I wish I fought with Link, and after killing gannon, I hang out with Link and Zelda in a peacfull land.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now Vatti appears and tries to conquer Hyrule. So much for peace.

I wish Pokémon Black 2/White 2 would come out already!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it is unfinished and then the pokemon empire begins its decline, you are listed in history books as the one who caused it all.

I wish this thread didn't corrupt wishes.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You now are considered a turnfeather by the Guardians of Gahoole and you now have to live at the Glauxian Sister's Retreat

I wish my teeth were straight so I didn't have to wear braces

 

[Linksister82]

Granted but now you have Halitosis.

I wish I could make more money at my job

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But because of inflation it's still worth about the same as before your wish.

I wish my wallet could hold more rupees.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but since your wallet is so big, you're unable to hold anything else.

I wish that the "Count to 100 Before a Mod Posts" thread would finally count to 100.