Corrupt a wish!

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then there will be wishes about The Last Airbender.

I wish to see Zuko.

 

[domo]

granted but Zuko kills you.

i wish i wasn't flat broke.

 

[A Link In Time]

Granted but you have to pay off debts for your entire life.

I wish I had the motivation to watch The Legend of Korra.

 

[Linksister82]

Granted, but you get bored of it quickly.

I wish I could get my sleep schedule regulated again.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Unfortunately you find you stay up too late and get up too late but it is now a regular phenomena.


I wish A_LINK_IN_TIME would grant the wish after this one.

 

[Naga]

Granted. Oh, wait, nevermind.

I wish I could find my OOT 3D

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you can only find the OoT and two of the D's.

I wish soda was good for my teeth.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, now that soda is water.

I wish my toes weren't so cold.

 

[domo]

granted now they're burning.

i wish that i could go to THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Granted, but it turns out you only make it to the star right in front of the moon

I wish i had something to do

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Granted. You get homework for life.

I wish I didn't have to do any work.

 

[domo]

granted. you become homeless.

I wish for a wish that could grant my first wish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it unwishes it as well.

I wish this wish wouldn't cause a paradox.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but somebody throws some dental shampoo at you for an unrelated reason, and you die.

I wish people would stop calling Link "Zelda."

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. They now start calling him "Malon" instead.

I wish that people understood how my Asperger's Syndrome works.