Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now you have to ask him for help every time you play Skyward Sword.

I unwish this wish.

 

[Siniru]

Granted, but... Wait a second...

I wish I do not feel sick....
(My mum accidentally put a mouldy Innocent tube in my lunch X.X)

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you are now dead.

I wish I had an ice cream

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you find out that a friend is trapped inside the ice cream and another friend eats it by mistake.

I wish I had a non-lie cake.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now you have pie who is a spy.

I wish I my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards would come to life like in the anime! :xd:

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then they turn on you and destroy everything around them.

I wish for a wish.

 

[~ Isaac ~]

You get a wish but you accidently wish for a rock.

I wish for everything zelda that ever existed to appear in my basement.

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted. You no longer have a basement.
I wish for air

 

[~ Isaac ~]

You recieve an unlimited amount of air to breathe, but there is no oxygen in the air so you die.

I wish for a sword.

 

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but it won't stop giving you calculations.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Linksister82]

You have world peace but then the whole world is plagued with sickness.

I wish I knew how to find true happiness

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You find it then are crushed by falling rock.

I wish this game wasn't morbid.

 

[Linksister82]

Granted, it isn't morbid anymore but now noone wants to play it.

I wish I had some cookies.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but they are stale and moldy.

I wish I could meet the perfect woman.

 

[Dan]

Granted!

But the perfect women gets killed by your ex 5 minutes later !

I wish fish could talk