Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

granted, Your best friend kills you with a squirtgun out of ignorance.

I wish Life was great.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you have to suck the greatness out of everyone else's live with a very inefficient device.

I wish I had a pet Albino Cucumber.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but I pickle the cucumber.

I wish for a corrupted dead fly.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but this corruption uncorrupts the corruption of the fly.

I wish all of this sentence was the same color.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now your sentence is illegible and no one can read it.

I wish for flying bread.

 

[domo]

granted, but the bread flys away

i wish that i was the strongest knight in the universe

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Everyone on your side of the globe dies because the can't see as you are the darkest night

I wish pizza had toppings.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted.... it already does... so.. nothing new.

I wish I had a soundproof room!

 

[domo]

granted but but you go deaf.

i wish i had a FRIENDLY pet octupus

 

[Sir Hardnips]

Okay, but your octopus gets too friendly with your mom.
I wish my cat could speak English.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but your cat has a heavy accent.

I wish for my crush to show me signs of affection to me and possibly like me back.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, it happens when you are 18 then you get put on the list...

I wish I had a pokemon that knew fly (irl).

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Error: "irl" is not a Pokemon. Wish not granted.

I wish the Earth was a cube.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, but there are Creepers.

I wish for an ice cream frick bird.

 

[Chilfo Freeze]

Granted, but the ice cream melts and therefore you do not enjoy it for long.

I wish I could finish my AP Lit. essay this weekend.