Corrupt a wish!

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you got banned.
I wish to never have to read something so insane as ^ again.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can no longer read anything.

I wish For unlimited wishes.

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted, you are now stuck on the earth for all eternity.

I wish to go back in time.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you are now a blubbering idiot for no related reason.

I wish foar a hat!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted, but you lost all of your hair in order to make the hat fit.

I wish for an explanation!

 

[Norm]

Wish granted, it is YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish foar a hat that fits whilst I have my hair on my head!

 

[videogamenerd10]

you lost all your hair. remember?

I wish to remove all stupid people from the earth

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But then all people get destroyed because only stupid people make smart people smart.

I wish for an illegal wish

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you are removed with videogamenerd's wish due to your stupidity in not realizing that my hair grew back!(that would be interesting to see if this was a new page)

With that cleared up, I wish foar a hat that fits whilst I have my hair!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted, but the hat shall be stuck on your head until the day you die.

I wish for an ocarina

 

[Norm]

Granted, but you get syphillis for an unrelated reason.

I wish I didn't sound British when I said, "whilst".

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but saying whilst is lame no matter how you sound.
I wish for Deathstroke's mask!

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but it's fake.
I wish my sickness is gone and I am forever and ever and ever healthy.

 

[videogamenerd10]

Wish granted, but you are now forced to stay on Earth for all eternity.

I wish I had a boss key.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but its not for the right door.
I wish laundry would wash, dry and fold itself, but still be inanimate