Corrupt a wish!

[Violet Link]

Granted,but the nose hairs aren't there.
I wish for you.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but T & V take U away & back to the alphabet

I wish for a wish that isnt wishable

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you get an wishable unwishable wish instead.

I wish that I could bowl a 300 game.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, but turns out on your first bowl there was a freak accident and long story short you bowled a 300 point game.... in your coma induced mind.

I wish I could move stars.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, moved the closest star to you & accidentally moved the Sun closer to the Earth, which will pull in the Earth & burn it.

I wish I had blueberry soda

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you will never be allowed to drink it.
I wish for the funk.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, your arm pits smell FUNKAY!

i wish I could go into space and not die.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but now you can't go onto a planet and not die.
I wish that I had supreme command over all mimes.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, clowns rebelled to free there silent brethren. You were murdered by bobo the clown.

i wish I could trip sonic the hedgehog, and watch him skid on his face at speeds over 700 MPH =D

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but he skids at speeds of 699.9999 MPH or lower when he gets tripped.

I wish for a princess to rescue.

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, somewhere in the world there is now a princess to rescue but you don't have the location and nobody but you can save her. So good luck with your map quest....

I wish I had a tail.

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted, but you tail is a corgi dogs tail.

I wish I was a dragon...

 

[toonlink]

Granted. I slay you.
I wish for an carina:

 

[Go_Skyward]

Granted: But skull kid stole it.

I wish I had a job. (lol)

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You get no pay.
I wish for some $ to screw the rules with!