Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted. Then I come with my pet Darkrai and...
I wish for... power...

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it's the power to attract dust bunnies.

I wish for courage.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but that stupid dog ends up making you look bad.
I wish for LEATHER PANTS!

 

[toonlink]

Granted. I burn it.
I wish for $

 

[unknown]

Granted, but the money got lost in a tragic accident aboard an armored car. See there was this guy who had set up this...

I wish that the NP was in a pokeball.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. BOOM! I'm out!
I wish for 51% of shares from a company.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it turns out Dreamworks already puts out crappy rip-offs of Disney movies, so you'll have to bully them into giving you dollars.

I wish for unlimited genies!

 

[unknown]

Granted but they all spend so much time competing for you to call on them that they never can answer your wishes.
I wish for my school to be trashed in the middle of the night by ninjas.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but they frame you and you are destroyed by the Crimson Chin in the name of justice.
I wish for delicious orange soda.

 

[unknown]

But can was rigged with a grenade inside and it explodes, leaving you in critical status in a hospital.
I wish for my homework to be assigned already done.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You lose it.
I wish for artistic skills.

 

[TheRationalDove]

Granted, but no one sees the beauty in your work.

I wish for ocarina of Time on the original N64.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but every N64 in the world is simultaneously destroyed.
I wish for the ultima weapon without having to deal with moogles and their nonsense.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. i steal it.
I wish for green hair!

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you aren't able to lay off the drugs.