Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted, but you lose one. NO!!!!!!
I wish for all of you to follow my title's advice

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but because of that you get left behind as society advances.
I wish I had a pet Pikachu.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I had a pet Pikachu.

Granted, but you get electrocuted.

I wish these forums were always fun and never sad.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but everyone gets in trouble for being high all the time.

I wish this wish was illogical.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, so it is.
I wish for an Empoleon.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you are it's servant kept in a pokeball.
I wish for control over the weather.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You get really angry and it rains—fire!
I wish for the power to use PK Freeze

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but the PK Freeze ended for just a day.
I wish for wishes that wish wishes.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I use them all up.
I wish for the world!

 

[athenian200]

I wish for the world!

Granted, you have the world on your shoulders. Atlus is more than happy to give it to you. But now you have to bear it for eternity.

I wish people would stop being mean.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but they are now all dead.
I wish for... power... wisdom... courage... basically, I wish foar candy!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, you get the candy triforce but it meats a terrible fate causing you to contract an illness.
I wish for the all-night Mask

 

[toonlink]

Granted. You cant wear it.
I wish for the NP to have a Goron Mask taped to their face and thrown into the Great Sea.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but I have the zora mask which I put on top of it before I hit the water.
I wish the np had 1 bajilion dollars.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but the money was fake.
I wish for happy endings.