Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you aren't alowwed to let anyone else touch it.

I wish I was defeatable.

 

[toonlink]

granted but you get bored and wish to not be--wait defeatable? i defeat you...
I wish for a box.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it's full of mudkipz.

I wish, Pokemon was still on the local tv on saturdays

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but BW's theme isn't the best...
I wish for a 3DS

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it was stolen from wal-mart.

I wish for a GF.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but you get this: GFThats it...
I wish for a stupid shiny EEVEE!!!!

 

[athenian200]

I wish for a stupid shiny EEVEE!!!!

You get a Shiny Eevee, but it's glitched in such a way that you can't trade it to any other game, it tends to disobey orders, and it can't learn anything but normal-type moves. It also can't evolve.

I wish for a keyboard shaped like a cat.

 

[Libk]

Granted, but this keyboard cat(not the YouTube thing) is also a real cat, and in order to use it, you have to follow it wherever it goes, even the littler box

I wish for a monkey

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but the monkey steals your computer.
1 w1$h 4 €v€rY 0^€ t0 TYp€ l1k€ tH1$.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But only you can tell they are doing so.

I wish for the ultimate zelda experience

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you get killed by a cucco.
I wish for a question for wishes so I can question a wish while wishing for a question.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But why would you want to do that? (Everyone can question your wish)

I wish for a bottled fairy.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it talks.
I wish for a sword that is made to not hurt me.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but you can't touch it either
I wish I could freeze time

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you can never unfreeze it.

I wish The ground wasn't so hard.