Corrupt a wish!

[toonlink]

Granted,but you are killed by the end of the day.
I wish for a person to rate my Pokemon BW Team!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they for get to post it.
I wish for a battery that never runs out of juice.

 

[toonlink]

AAAA bateries are only on Mars.
I wish to be a beta tester for SSB4.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You die from its sheer awesomeness.
I wish something.

 

[Big Octo]

It dies.

I wish yest

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish for pi.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it is infinitely impossible to contain.
I wish for a Mango Naked Shake.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the government censors it.
I wish for a pet dragon.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you lose a leg and the dragon's left tail..thing in the process.
I wish for a wish that lets me wish for wishes while I wish.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but only someone else can use them.
I wish for a robot arm.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you must wear a black robotic suit and mask.
I wish for another Xyz Yugioh Card.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but something goes wrong and the card goes blank.

I wish I knew everything. (and that My head won't explode)

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it is the spelling of everything (Wish Faries are humorous)
I wish that this blank card becomes a Ganon card.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it kidnappes the Zelda card and the Link card has to go on an adventure to save her.

I wush all i's un the world were replaced wuth u's.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but U have to brainwash you into thinking otherwise, or else you play SS on your Wuu.
I WISH FOR CAPS LOCK ON ALL REMAINING POSTS.