Corrupt a wish!

[Mamono101]

Granted, but it multiplies at the same rate as cell division and you're soon over-run.
I wish that Link had a chakram.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but he cant master it.
I wish for a real rupee and NO rupoors

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but no matter how hard you try, you can't get to India to spend it!
I wish that Daria Morgendorffer was real so I could befriend her.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but I manipulate her with my phychic powers to make her refuse each time.
I wish for sleep...
(I just remembered that rupee is also an Indian Currency)

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but I will keep you up for the next several hours responding to your responses
I wish for more motivation to study.

 

[toonlink]

granted, but it comes hard to read.
I wish to learn Japanese.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but when it becomes time to learn Kanji (the ones that look like Chinese symbols), your brain will implode as it tries to memorise stroke order...
I wish for a golden loftwing.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but it hates you.
I wish for an ocarina if wind.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but they mix up your order with an ocarina of time.(faries ren't very good at packing things)
I wish for the ability to post multiple times at the same time.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You can only post one thing at a time, but it's posted across the whole internet. You're soon banned from it.

I wish I had a pickle.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it tastes like pee.
I wish for a shiny Oshawott.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. A Pokemon Poacher kills it.

I wish I had the powers of a God.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it is Hestia's powers. Still powerful, but not as powerful as you could've been.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Cannot grant nothingness with out the wish
I wish my head didn't hurt

 

[Violet Link]

Granted,but your head hurts again.
I wish I was an annoying fairy for a day.