Corrupt a wish!

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted but its broccoli, grapefruit and artichoke flavoured.
I wish I could paint my room.

 

[Big Octo]

Nope.

Yeah.

 

[toonlink]

What?
I wish for some pizza.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted but the pizza gives you diarrhea.

I wish winter here was just a bit warmer, but didn't effect the wildlife.

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by the way, am I the only one here who sees cards from Kingdom Hearts - Chain of Memories in toonlink's trainer card?
(at the bottom, where the badges are listed)

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but next year it does.
I wish for some Clover Chips
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I chose the design for the trainer card from the video games section, so it makes sense.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but they're 5 years passed their use-by date.
I wish I could fluently speak all the languages I am studying.

 

[toonlink]

Granted but noone can hear you.
I wish for a plate of steak.

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but due to both an error and a breakdown in communicatons, you get the wooden variety (Stake).
I wish for Falcore, the Luck Dragon from The Neverending Story.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But your story comes to an end.
I wish Life was epic.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but the magical wish fairies:fairy::fairy: confused it with the board game and simply added the word.
I wish for the board game "Epic Life"

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But it sucks you in.
I wish I could help Toonlink

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but it takes the remainder of your natural life and most of your afterlife to achieve any results.
I wish for a frog choir to sing me "Manbo's Mambo".

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it requires AAAA batteries, which, as everyone knows, are only on Mars
I wish for the power to read minds at will.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you never hear anything good about yourself.

I wish for earplugs that stop thoughts,

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but you stop thinking and cant post anymore until someone pulls them off.
I wish the earplugs come off.