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Corrupt a wish!

ZeldaOcarina

Princess of Hyrule
Joined
Sep 9, 2011
Location
Hyrule
Granted, but you quickly realize that you want to go back to when it made no sense; however, what you have learned you cannot un-learn, and are thus forced to live your life making sense. Your one regret.

I wish I could make my dreams a reality.
 
Joined
Dec 19, 2011
Location
Battle Ground, WA
Granted, but now you died from a natural gas leak because the sulphur additive they put in it to give it a smell smelled like cookies!

I wish for sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns.
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
Granted. But as soon as you see them, an evil monster eats all of it and starts to murder every man women and child in every villiage across the land.

I wish I was dead.
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
granted, but it is a triple decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

I wish I could leave this half life
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
granted, but the first time you try teleporting, you teleport into a wall, which we all know is very bad, and you end up dead.

I wish for pie
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
granted, you vomit horribly but stomach it down. Eventually though, you catch an unknown virus. After years of studdying you, doctors cannot figure out what the virus is. you go back home and go to sleep, having not slept in 5 years. But you don't remember waking up. Infact, you don't remeber being alive. You got a zombie virus from the pie, as well as me. We soon spread the virus and begin the Zombie appocalypse. No one has heard of zombies though, so we aren't refered to as zombies. after about 6 months of a great zombie life, we see a survivor. Our instincts kick in and we begin to attack the survivor, but he is calm, and takes his shotgun and points it at our heads. with one shot, he blows both of our brains out, killing us instanly.

I wish we could have caught that survivor.
 

Nightcaller17

Destroyer of Souls
Joined
Dec 24, 2011
Location
Pensacola, FL
Granted, but when the survivor ends the apocalypse, the human race falls back to ancient times and technology and aliens come and destroy all men.

I wish I could breath in space.
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
granted, but because you can breath in space, all other planets are toxic to you, and all you can do is drift in space forever.

I wish Imprisoned would stay imprisoned forever
 

Selda

Mysteries of the Deep
Joined
Nov 18, 2011
Granted, but Link becomes Imprisoned with Him too


I wish my father was alive :cry: which he really is :lol: and :cry:
 

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