Corrupt a wish!

[Reaca]

Granted, but you're dolphin starts stealing your pokemon cards.

I wish that I could own every video game ever made.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you are killed by a vampire.

I wish for a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. It esplodes.

I wish an Gan.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your grammar makes you esplode.

I wish I was an astronaut.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You catch on fire.

I wish an Gannondwarf was to be one in ocerina of time.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but the game crashes everytime you try to play it.

I wish that I was cool.

 

[Nayrulinkx]

Granted. But now everyone else is cool to so you're all equal.
I wish I will eat 2700 bagels in my lifetime.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but they are all moldy.

I wish that I were a fish.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You'll be on my dinner plate tonight.

I wish an wish.

 

[Storm]

? Granted, but you turn Human

I Wish I Wish To Use This Rhyme To Go Back Home Until Next Time.

 

[PK Love Omega]

Granted, but now you are immortal.

I wish.... I didn't age

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but you become younger every day.

I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[LOGANITE]

Granted. But you can nevr make another wish again!
I wish I was able to fight real monsters, not just my friends and trees.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but the monsters eat your family.

I wish that I was alive.

 

[athenian200]

I wish that I was alive.

Granted, but you are afflicted with terrible pain and crippled for eternity. And you can't die (because you wished to be alive), so you suffer forever.