Corrupt a wish!

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but you can't be in ocerina of time.

I wish I could wish that I could make a wish that I wish.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. It becomes corrupted.

I wish for Butt Link.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but 彼は日本のスポーク

I wish for moar Nerdy Ninjas

 

[jstar]

Granted. You become a dorky ninja and they cast you out.

I wesh fur pruper grammer,

 

[Strangelove]

Granted, you just can't type or speak anymore.
I wish my posts would come back...

 

[Rytex]

Congratulations! Your mail has returned! (It is called post in Britain)

I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER!!! and a rocket ship.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Granted. But Hermione puts a memory charm on you because we aren't supposed to see magical pplz, and your rocket ship somehow got to Jupiter and the mass of Jupiter crushed your ship to a pulp.

I wish my band class wasn't boring. I only got to play "hot cross buns" when i can already play "Sakura" yes i am Japanese.

 

[Storm]

Granted, yet by making it not boring, you fail

I wish for a woman that's not going to rip out my heart and stamp on it

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but she does it to your liver.

I wish I could fall asleep at night more easily.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. I don't corrupt this wish.

I wishinmtimerialolhgrahsikatao!

 

[Nayrulinkx]

Granted. You have now rage quit.

I wish I had the ability to om nom nom on some diamonds.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to support that life style.

I wish for watermelon-flavored hair.

 

[Big Octo]

Gurnted.

I wish was.

 

[windwaker101]

Granted, but I made your wish.

I wish that a huge snow storm would happen, cancelling school.

 

[Nayrulinkx]

Granted. But that storm broke your house.

I wish for the video game world would come alive.