Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but because you don't live anywhere near Dodongo's cavern you can only eat dry, tasteless rocks your whole life.

I wish Google Translate was reliable enough to cheat on foreign language homework.

 

[Sarianae]

Granted! But now you will bomb the exams since you left it all to google translate instead of learning it properly yourself ^^

I wish Skyward Sword had come out back in 2009.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they had so little time to work on the graphics that the game is in 8-bit.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Sarianae]

Granted, but this is in exchange for walking on land. D

I wish I could visit Link in Hyrule.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but he accidentilly slices off your head.

I wish I had something to do in minecraft.

 

[Sarianae]

Granted, but now you have nothing to do outside minecraft, so you're stuck playing it for eternity

And Owwwwch! :O Remind me never to post that wish here again! xD At least I had fairies...

I wish I had a glass of fresh Lon Lon Milk.

 

[Zanzibar]

you get Lon Lon milk but it is sooo curdled that it won't come out of the bottle

I wish Ocarina of Time 3D would come out sooner.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but they had to rush it and they forgot to give the people clothes.

I wish I didn't waste my time playing this game.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted, But you waste your time being inmortal, and having cement blocks tied to your feet, and being droppped in the ocean.
I wish this commercial ended, so I could get back watching bleach.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the power goes out so you have nothing to do exept look at a bottle of bleach.

I wish I was Canadian.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted, but you didn't specifie that you remain yourself, and Justin beiber is also canadian, so you become him.
I wish for portal.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's a portal to where you are right now.

I wish farts wouldn't smell or make noise.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. They taste terrible and get into your mouth.
I wish that someone will or will not corrupt my wish.

 

[Celeboy]

Granted, but because I didn't understand it, your wish is granted and not-granted, therefore, it has become "Schrodinger's Wish". (PM me if you get the joke)
I wish that fajitas weren't sloppy!!! ><"

 

[skywardsword101]

they aren't but now fajitas taste like a mix between broccoli and spinach :p

I wish I WAS LINK!!