Corrupt a wish!

[Caeda]

Granted, but he still doesn't talk.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

 

[Cabbage]

You think of a wish, but it is a wish of wishing you had a wish of wishing you had a wish. You explode from the confusion.
I wish I could make a difference in the world.

 

[Dr3W21]

You already make a very, very, small difference--no different than anyone else. It's still a difference though. Nothing happens whatsoever.

I wish I was better at coming up with corruptions for wishes that people have wished.

 

[DannyPidgeon]

Granted, but you are now incapable of doing anything but creating wish corruptions.

I wish I had invested in Apple.

 

[Sonicbowling]

Denied, if I let you go back in time and do that you'd be a millionaire now.

I wish that Mt. Everest would collapse!

 

[Caeda]

Granted, but it collapses on top of you.

I wish for no school on Wednesday.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Granted. I don't have any school this wednesday.
I wish for my previous wish to be corrupted instead of this one.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted Your wish is corrupted
I wiah I stilled had Gimp

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but by the time you get Gimp back you start using Photoshop.

I wish talentless singers had a mute button.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. They start skipping, repeating their worst song over and over, and you can't FIND the mute button...

I wish that someone I loved, loved me...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but your parents decided to move to Antarctica so you can't be with that person.

I wish for a happy meal.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. It turns out it was "happy" because it had been "misusing medication," and you died from poisoning after eating it.

I wish that all problems can be -and are- solved by flipping a "fair coin."

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it failed

I wish My Laptop would get here faster

 

[i-am-link]

That didn't make sense! You're supposed to grant wishes in a way that makes sense!

 

[~Mizuki~]

That didn't make sense! You're supposed to grant wishes in a way that makes sense!

Hey I did this before and it made sense well what i mean is I wish that My laptop well get here faster because I got one on Ebay