Corrupt a wish!

[athenian200]

I wish that I could have more time every day.

Granted. Now each day is exactly 1 second longer than it used to be. You didn't say how much more time.

I wish that the dead would come back to life.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, you're their first victim.
I wish I could paint my walls dark green.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but a torrential downpour comes and washes the paint away.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted, but you wish that you were floating in the empty void of space. Forever.
I wish I had 50000 more wii points.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you bought all of the games on the shop channel. You now have an angry mob after you when people relized that they couldn't buy stuff any more.
I wish for a blue moon.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it has a face on it and will crash into the Earth in three days!

I wish there was a KFC in Kakariko Village.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but those cuccos are not happy that you are eating their cousins...
I wish for some breakfast...

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but a swarm of cuccos attack you eternally.

I wish that I could do whatever I want.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but your actions lead to jail.
I wish it was easier to make my dragons hatch.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but they all grow and die at an accelerated rate.

I wish more people would look at my RPG Leveling system.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Granted, but a mod locks the thread.

I wish that more CD-I Seldas wood bee proedoosed.

 

[Keyshe]

Granted, but a mod locks the thread.

I wish that more CD-I Seldas wood bee proedoosed.

... granted, but the CD-I is not put back into production so the system very quickly reaches phenomenal costs.
I wish that tomorrow I find a lucky penny (heads up.)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was rusty and scrunched by a Armos statue.

I wish for a... Scapel! ]

 

[Meego]

Granted but I find it and use it to disect stuff :3

I wish Valentine's day goes well. :

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but a box of chocolates turns out to be an astronomical price.
I wish that I could fly...