Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but it makes you addicted to them and you sell your things just for invincimushroom money and then your addiction comes out of hand and you have to have an intervention

i wish for metal slug to be slightly more awesome

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the Rebel Army destroied everything before it release.

I wish for a helmet.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but you turn into a helmet chu chu

I wish that i was Hyian

 

[13foxes]

Granted but some scientists kidnap you to study about your pointy ears.
I wish I was good at drawing.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nothing haappens.

I wish for a king.

 

[Link V]

Granted but hes fat.

I wish My order form Amazon.com would hurry up and arrive!

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will get it 100.000 times at the same time

I wish I would feel less sleepy

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but I shove sleeping pills down you're throat and you coke and die.

I wish that my real life friends would get on.

 

[daogamer]

Wish Granted, but you don't have any real life friends! (jk)
I wish I had RL friends

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but they would stop talking to you from tomorrow.

I wish I am an only child.

 

[daogamer]

Wish granted but Too bad!
I wish my friend never got ran over I never got to meet him

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but nothing happen

I wish that the Triforce was real and i can have the triforce of power

 

[13foxes]

Granted but you are defeated by a child several times and then sealed for a couple of hundreds years.
I wish for some ice scream.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but I ate it

I wish for sword

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but I ate it

I wish for sword