Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you explode first.


I wish for a great L'oozer.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted. but i misstook it fro a lolazer, which in order to use you must amputate your arm to attach it. also you cant use pain killers

i wish, again since it never got answered, the pillsbury dough boy and tingle to fight to the death. but they wouldnt settle their differences and team up agenst me

 

[Hero of Time]

Granted but if squirts all of its ooze on you.

I wish for nothing.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted. but it becomes something.

I wish for a beached Ocean King that won't hurt or kill me or anyone else.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but he dies and his smell is so bad it makes people throw up on contact, btw he's in your back yard

i wish people would stop cutting me out of my wishes!

 

[Hero of Time]

Granted but then you can only wish for things you don't want.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but then YOU can only wish for things you dont want

i wish that teabagging was optional in the new zelda wii

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but you actually see Link's balls.

I wish for more fanservice in ZW (like Telma!).

 

[enemytracker]

(Hey... The great L'oozer is an Overlord-Minions boss!D

Granted, (Are you refering to Zelda Wiki?) but there are no people.

 

[onebizarrekai]

I wish that the Zelda world existed. Well, I mean all the characters in it (not counting Ganondorf)

 

[enemytracker]

You forgot to corrupt my wish...

Granted, but you didn't appear.

I wish for a gang of dynamighty monkeys.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but the will explode with the least bit of being startled...and air contact

i wish that the master sword would be in zelda wii, but its isnt the strongest and its not the weakist

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it is breakable.

I wish for some... garlic.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you cant eat it, look at it, smell it, or touch it without getting an allergic reaction (and it cant be used aganst vampires)

i wish that there were no poe collectin and golden bug collecting in zelda wii (im fine with a few golden bugs/poes)

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but there aren't enough side-quests so the number of heart containers dropped. I wish the anniversery of my birthday was tommorow.