Corrupt a wish!

[linkypete]

Granted but it hates you and refuses to let you go near it.

I wish I had a candy bar.

 

[Silicon Switch]

Granted, but instead of sugar it was made with salt.
I wish I wasn't frightened of guardians.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, instead, you have a sunlight phobia.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[Silicon Switch]

Granted. You will now have difficulty training horses in Breath of the Wild; all horses will buck you off until it happens the millionth time.
I wish I had a tardis that can transform like the police box once could.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it gets stuck as the first thing you transform it into.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Silicon Switch]

Granted, but you can't control the direction or speed you make things fly, and everything you target tends to explode when it hits something else.
I wish A Link to the Past was more popular.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it's only popular with dogs now.

I wish that the L and R buttons on my DS worked.

 

[Silicon Switch]

Granted, but now they are the only working buttons.
I wish people preferred books to movies.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, the movie industry flopped almost as soon as it started.

I wish that everything was free.

 

[linkypete]

Granted, but you're free for people to take and use as they please too.

I wish I didn't have to wait for any games to release

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, no more games will come out. Ever.

I wish that I had the power of the Gamer.

 

[GrooseIsLoose]

Granted, but you won't have any other power.

I wish that I joined IIT- Bombay by 2020

 

[Storm]

Granted, but you fail out in 3 weeks

I wish all the above wishes came true

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish for 150,00 USD and perfect grades.

 

[Storm]

Granted, but why do you need all those flash drives and those fruits will go bad

I wish i had a hearing aid