I wish no one had Cancer.
Granted. The cure for cancer is found, but an unintended side-effect of the manufacturing process causes SARS and AIDS to become more widespread, killing more people than cancer did.
I wish people would come up with more creative, meaningful names for major disasters and other tragic events.
I wish I was not on vacation.
granted but here is what you end up with:
( HE SHALL CONSUME! CONSUME ALL!)
I wish I could have my old sig back!
Granted, but its so terrible that the band breaks up. I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
granted, but it falls apart and falls in some sand
(forgot to wish)
I wish for zelda wii to come out now and still be awesome