Granted. Tacos begin to rain from the sky, everywhere in the entire world. Soon, the amount grows too high, the tacos never stopping. No one can go outside without being pelted by tacos, and governments have to put in laws to reduce the taco amount. Eventually, however, they become too overwhelming, and everyone becomes buried in tacos. On the bright side, you'll never starve
Granted, but they're so destructive that they destroy all the ground around you leaving only a tiny platform barely large enough to stand on surrounded by the fiery pits of hell. Also, because they're so delicious you keep eating them until you get so fat that you roll off the platform.
I wish my research paper notecards weren't due tomorrow.