Granted, but you are beaten down by a mob of people who are angry that you didn't use the wish to further their wants.
I wish my friend Vlad would pay me the 36 grand he owes me.
Granted, but it takes your thumb off with a single bite turning you turn into Patient Zero of the Zombie Virus which kills the entire human race. Thanks alot.
I wish MacAffee would stop popping up on my computer telling me I don't have protection when I have Trojan, I mean, Norton.