Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[enemytracker]

Because you are a wolf.

Why so serious? ]

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because you are Awesome, enemytracker. GO ZORUA!
Why do I have fur?

 

[Cabbage]

Because I threw it at you.
Why does moisturizing lotion make my skin dry?

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Because it's winter, causing the lotion to freeze along with the other liquids in your hands. When you put on mittens the lotions speeds up the evaporation process, drying your hands.

Why do I make horrible graphics?

 

[Cabbage]

Because you eat cabbage.
Am I a vegetable, or a person?

 

[MikauIncarnate]

A mineral.

Are you a good which, or a bad which? (yes I meant to spell witch like that)

 

[Cabbage]

I am a CABBAGE which.
Why do bad guys always lose?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Because they are not Good enough!
Why does Link always wear green??

 

[Fraxinus]

Because it's St. Patrick's Day everyday in Hyrule.

Why is it called "ketchup" and not "red fake-tomato sauce"?

 

[Cabbage]

Because that name is too long, and ketchup is catchier.
Why is there a PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) and not a PETP? (People for Ethical Treatment of Plants.)

 

[tecknokid900]

because that's just the way things are.(and I said so)

Why is there a cabbage above me?

 

[Cabbage]

Because that's what life does. It puts cabbage above you.
Why do I like tacos?

 

[tecknokid900]

Because it has sour kraut,(yay sour kraut!) which is also made of Cabbage.

Why does this thing keep on going like the energizer bunny?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because people (and Hylians) are bored.
Why am I a Raichu?

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Because your father wanted to be one, which caused your mother to give birth to one.

Why did I make a Vaporeon bookmark?