23. Chuck Norris don't need no funky cold medina, he already gets all the Twili people. (You know, because medina sounds like Midna? (Lol, that SUCKED))
24. Chuck Norris once brought down a helicopter just by pointing his finger and yelling "BANG!"
37. Chick Norris doesn't turn on the light, he turns off the dark.
38. Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
39. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, doesn't dare come back.
40. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris."
42. Chuck Norris is the first commenter on ever Youtube video ever uploaded in Youtube's history no matter what. But due to a glitch in the website the comments show a random user's name.