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Granted, but a giant magnifying glass moves in front of the sun and fries the Earth. I wish for a teleporter

Granted. But suddenly, dogs become funnier. :P I wish I could change the entire Universe to what I want it to be

Granted, but you don't have enough Wii points to buy it. I wish the Pokewalker was actually useful

Granted. But right when you get to the final boss, the game melts in the slot I wish for wings!

Granted, but the "Hax" suddenly explodes for no particular reason. I wish for the ability to control people's minds and voices. (Make them say horrible and embarassing things about themselves >=])

Granted. But you jump, bash your head on a steal block, crack open your skull and vultures eat your brains! I wish the moon was inhabitable, and I ruled over it!

(I remember that cookie! it was yummy! XP) Granted. You get the game, and right as you are about to play it, I appear out of the nothingness and eat it. (Yum! Souls!) I wish that I could brainwash people into being my slaves. >=)

Granted. But suddenly , while you are away from your computer, a member of your family comes and types horrible things about other members, causing you to be banned from the site permenantly. Afterwhich, your computer explodes. I wish for a cookie!

Granted. But haters hunt you down and eat you. I wish that I knew absolutely everything there is to know in the universe without my head exploding or me going crazy. ;)

Granted, but a wolf comes and eats him as a snack. I wish I could lift things with my mind

Granted. But the Tiger turns rabid and attacks you. I wish that I could rule the world >=D