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Yes he's an anthropomorphic ZD joke

What did ZD get when it used my copyrighted music?

I understand them now and they are still not funny.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take...

I dont get the divorce and trailer part.

Stapler? Or a parasitic bug.

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank goodness I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

A tolerant typographer never discriminates based on color, weight, or textual orientation Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? How did it go? It went OK2!

I don't get a majority of these...

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

Nope. I did not.

Just wondering,why would someone be naughty then bake a cake in the living room?