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Dang. Ok, but you go in the past and get killed and your great-great-great-grandfather gets killed too because of you and you have never existed and therefore create a temporal paradox and we all get sucked into a black hole.

You get one, but it's a mouldy one, you eat it anyways and then you die from food poisoning.

Granted, but you cut yourself on something rusty and it infects itself and then you die. I wish I could go inside and get out of any fiction I like.

Granted, but they're rabid and they attack you and you get the rabies and then you die. I wish my wish would be uncorruptable.

Granted, but it turns out to suck. (It doesn't, don't get me wrong! It's brill!)

Granteed, but they say them through you mouth ex: You make them say "I stink", but instead, you say "I stink". I wish I wasn't insane.

Granted, but you meet only the mean, stuck up, spoilt ones that ignore you. I wish I could teleport meself.

Ok, but then you would be flat. "Ha-ha he's flat!!!" "Mommy, mommy, look at that boy, he's flat!" THAT'S what people would say!:( My wish is that everything would go as I planned.

And what if I took a boat that doesn't sink, be attacked by pirates or stranded on a desert island?

Granted but everyone says on thheir message: We hatte you, enemy! I wish I could travel the world!

OK, Granted, but then your computer breaks down, this site is unavailable on your new apple, and then realize you prefer Windows and then you feel really miserable. I wish I could fly.

Ok, but then it inhabits your body and you go swimming and then : 1. you have no fire left to control, only steam, and that's no good to anyone, 2. you get electrocuted. Water and...

Sorry I forgot, anyway, I realized and I just came back to edit it but you got here first. Anyway, granted, but you are doomed to say it out loud so many times your tongue turns itself into a knot, and then you cannot talk any more so someone else say it instead and you realize how stupid it...

I t is popular! Any way, granted but you are banned from it, and so is the 50 character limit, but it follows you wherever you go...:)

Granted, but then you back gets stuck in the middle of the roll and everyone laughs at you and you die of embarrassment! AND you get transformed into a tree in the afterlife and get stuck with those songs in your head. I wish nothing bad will ever happen to me.

Granted, but then everybody will become hippies and will take over the Universe! I wish that I could choose when I died.