User:Cel-Shaded Deku

Cel-Shaded Deku

Location	Rhode Island
Age	15
Forum Posts	~1,000, ~2 per day.

Cel-Shaded Deku (Born July 23, 1996) has been a member of the Zelda Dungeon forums since July 24, 2010 and joined Zelda Wiki January 15, 2012. He mostly changes spelling and/or grammar errors on the wiki until he figures out how to do more major editing stuff. Then, he will move on to creating articles that don't currently exist and majorly improve stub articles.

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Birth

Cel-Shaded Deku was born the daughter of Patrick Star and Ringo Starr. She was originally named Cel-Shaded Star(r) but because they couldn't decide whether to spell her name with one R or two Rs. After a long (3 hour) legal battle they decided to name her Cel-Shaded Deku after the all mighty Deekoo god of bacon soda.

Early in her life Cel-Shaded Deku went through a sex change and lived the rest of her life as a boy. In mid-2011 Cel-Shaded Deku's sex changes began happening again, daily. His crotch huts so much right now!

CSD was potty trained at age -2 and was knitting his own socks at age -3 1/2.

Early Childhood

When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of Shigeru Miyamoto which caused them to exchange their Awesome genes. The next day, Miyamoto's new video game The Legend of Zelda became a huge success. The same day, CSD lost his virginity to an anime chick, Miyamoto's wife, and a bagel at the same time!

At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of URA Zelda and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room.

College

CSD graduated college at age 4 with a 8-year masters degree in bee keeping. Just months before he graduated CSD had a son who experienced similar sex changes and is expected to live life as a girl until she turns 15, much like her father. Beeker is most likely the mother of his child but some say that zeldahuman may be the real mother.

CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth.

The college degree hepled CSD get a high-paying job selling jelly donuts in the Hello Kitty Galaxy. By high-paying I mean drugs, lots of them. Which reminds me...

Drug Addiction

At age 11 CSD first experimented with Magic Beans. He slowly moved on to worse drugs such as Magic Powder, Fairy Dust, Hyoi Pears, Jabber Nuts, and eventually Gold Dust.

Gold Dust is a very hard core drug. The only person known to take it with ease is Sakon the thief. Despite his extreme awesomeness he cannot handle Gold Dust. When he tried it he began experiencing muscle spasms, hallucinations, and thinking like a Republican. CSD was taken to the hospital immediately where the Gold Dust was surgically removed. Since that day CSD has never attempted to do Gold Dust ever again.

CSD goes to Stoner Tower, Termina every Saturday to get high with his stoner friends such as Sakon, onidarklink2, and the owl that smokes crack in his underwear.

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Everybody love the blueberry pie

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Everybody love the blueberry pie all right!

Trivia

• CSD is better than you.
• CSD's face is on the 1 1/2 dollar bill.
• CSD type Pokemon have no weakness and are super effective against all types.
• Mt. Everest is CSD's winter vacation spot of choice.
• John Lennon is his great grandson (time travel).
• CSD smells like teen spirit.
• CSD's fan club has over 9000 members.
• Tetris was invented by the miniature man living in CSD's kidneys.
• CSD is the original Manly Man.
• CSD's eyes are a color not found anywhere else in the universe.
• CSD has the 5th piece of the Triforce.
• The game.
• CSD urinates liquid Schwartz.
• Demotivational posters motivate CSD.
• CSD doesn't wear pants.
• CSD can perform real life glitches.
• The sky is blue.
• CSD lives in a Yellow Submaine.
• CSD can see through censorship.