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Cel-Shaded Deku (Born July 23, 1996) has been a member of the Zelda Dungeon forums since July 24, 2010 and joined Zelda Wiki January 15, 2012. He mostly changes spelling and/or grammar errors on the wiki until he figures out how to do more major editing stuff. Then, he will move on to creating articles that don't currently exist and majorly improve stub articles. | Cel-Shaded Deku (Born July 23, 1996) has been a member of the Zelda Dungeon forums since July 24, 2010 and joined Zelda Wiki January 15, 2012. He mostly changes spelling and/or grammar errors on the wiki until he figures out how to do more major editing stuff. Then, he will move on to creating articles that don't currently exist and majorly improve stub articles. | ||
==Birth== | |||
Cel-Shaded Deku was born the daughter of [[Patrick Star]] and [[Ringo Starr]]. She was originally named Cel-Shaded Star(r) but because they couldn't decide whether to spell her name with one R or two Rs. After a long (3 hour) legal battle they decided to name her Cel-Shaded Deku after the all mighty Deekoo god of [[bacon soda]]. | |||
Early in her life Cel-Shaded Deku went through a [[sex change]] and lived the rest of her life as a boy. In mid-2011 Cel-Shaded Deku's sex changes began happening again, daily. His crotch huts so much right now! | |||
==Contact | CSD was potty trained at age -2 and was knitting his own socks at age -3 1/2. | ||
==Early Childhood== | |||
When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] then proceeded to sneeze on it they exchanged their Awesome genes. The next day, Miyamoto's new video game [[The Legend of Zelda]] became a huge success. The same day, CSD lost his virginity to an anime chick, Miyamoto's wife, and a bagel at the same time! | |||
At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of [[URA Zelda]] and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | |||
==Drug Addiction== | |||
At age 11 CSD first experimented with [[Magic Beans]]. He slowly moved on to worse drugs such as [[Magic Powder]], Fairy Dust, [[Hyoi Pears]], [[Jabber Nut]]s, and eventually Gold Dust. | |||
Gold Dust is a very hard core drug. The only person known to take it with ease is [[Sakon]]. Despite his extreme awesomeness he cannot handle Gold Dust. When he tried it he began experiencing muscle spasms, hallucinations, and thinking like a Republican. | |||
==Contact Me At== | |||
[http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/member.php?6096-Cel-Shaded-Deku My forum profile] | [http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/member.php?6096-Cel-Shaded-Deku My forum profile] | ||